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**KaraK [T]** · 2011-10-30, 17:06

(2011-10-30 16:28)Fuji Wrote: Couple of adults lived around my neighborhood, who were 'sick' in the dome. They did the unthinkable.. they injected a candy 'snickers' with a lethal poison and placed it in a random house saying 'take one please' so the candy couldn't be traced back to 'em. Owner of the house comes out, see's it, takes the bowl inside, and ends up eating it. Couple of hours later, he starts vomiting and shaking violently. Next 30 minutes, his finger and toe nails began pealing off. After enduring countless seizures, he halts into a slow death. Those adults are still loose and undefined. Think twice before taking candy from strangers.

made believe lol

Don't give people ideas... Tongue

Bradd · 2011-10-30, 17:13

Thats sick Sad

Stunna · 2011-10-30, 17:47

(2011-10-30 16:28)Fuji Wrote: made believe lol

Ha, cruel..

FR4NOx · 2011-10-30, 18:54

The creepy thing about that is that I was going to say I was going to inject poison to the fat children here, saying that jokingly in my first post in this thread O.o

Malibu · 2011-10-30, 19:12

I could lick all the candy before kids come pick it up so that all children get the pfeiffer disease.

Rolleyes

McGherkin · 2011-10-30, 19:15

I'll just tell the kids that all the candy is in the cellar - or even better the massive cage under the decking Ohmy

Street · 2011-10-30, 19:28

Egg them, cover them with loo roll, flour and silly string the moment you open the door, then whilst they're in shock, knock them out with a frozen loaf of bread, then beat them mercilessly until they're an inch from death.

Upon their collapse on your doorstep (which, I forgot to mention, should be lined with bacon strips), throw multiple rainbows into the sky 50 metres away from your house, and whilst the local neighbourhood are distracted watching this glorious double rainbow and filming youtube comedy gold, place the body in the trunk of your car. (Which should also be lined with bacon strips).

Having done this, drive to your nearest motorway service station, and deposit the body in a field nearby. Subsequently cover the body with toothpaste, shaving foam, whipped cream, candy sprinkles and half a tonne of feathers.

Once you have done all this, drive home, defrost the bread, grill all the bacon and feed your dog a mountain of bacon sandwiches. When the aforementioned trick or treater wakes up, they'll just think they've had one hell of a night, the evidence of your wrong doing will have been eaten, and you'll only have spent about £100 on bacon and shaving foam to get rid of 1 trick or treater.

Btw, you should also make sure that they're absolutely hammered, and not with a parent. Failure to comply with either of these conditions will result in you being arrested and probably jailed for a pretty lengthy period.

Failing that, you could just not answer the door.

FR4NOx · 2011-10-30, 19:31

Hahaha! That's hilarious!

Kayla · 2011-10-30, 19:42

Turning off the door-bell, listening to some music and do the same stuff as every day (watching TV, playing some LFS, etc.)

FR4NOx · 2011-10-31, 00:18

Change of plan, working on a project start to finish that I had a month to work on that is equal to 90% of my not so good grade. :/

No candy for the morbidly obese. Sad

Remember kids, don't procrastinate!

Stevo · 2011-10-31, 15:13

Going out and getting drunk, that's the main plan for tonight Tongue