April fools 2014

[Sadie]

Its April agian, now with new April fools..
Post yours and others jokes here, if you want.

Hope it comes some nice one'!

[Jimmy]

I did blow out my engine today to in the golf, pushed it to hard this time

[[TC]►BP◄]

(2014-04-01 13:46)Jimmy Wrote:  I did blow out my engine today to in the golf, pushed it to hard this time

I think you've kind of missed the point of this thread, Jimbo.
On topic: I have not been the victim nor distributer of any April Fools' jokes this year, I'm afraid.

[[TC]►Ras◄]

So many silly ones in the news medias.

[◄Chuck►]

The news in the web are already so absurd during the entire year, it's basically impossible to make out any false ones.

[[TC]►Ras◄]

I saw one about natural square eggs from Chickens in UK. I find that a bit too silly lol.

[[TC]►BP◄]

"Five a day [fruit/veg] is not healthy enough" - can't tell if a ridiculously mundane April Fools' or just another random article.

[[TC]►Ras◄]

http://www.goat-simulator.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goat_Simulator

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/cultu...-time.html

[[RDSR] Roba]

Saw one about British Government legalizing street drifting if it's done within the speedlimits

[Sadie]

Google's: http://translate.google.com/translate?sl...me%2Fm9%2F

[Cola]

(2014-04-01 13:56)Ras Wrote:  http://www.goat-simulator.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goat_Simulator

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/cultu...-time.html

Pretty sure that's not an April fools joke. My mate has been playing it for the past few days lol.

[[TC]►Ras◄]

It's like double April's Fool. You expect it to be one but it's actually not despite being on April 1st

[Warped]

I told my parents that our cat has vomited on the living room carpet, but that's kind of a bland joke.

[[TC]►BP◄]

(2014-04-01 14:05)entY Wrote:  I told my parents that our cat has vomited on the living room carpet, but that's kind of a bland joke.

Hahahaha. Living on the edge right there.

Sick joke though.

[Dan]

(2014-04-01 14:06)BoyPower Wrote:  

(2014-04-01 14:05)entY Wrote:  I told my parents that our cat has vomited on the living room carpet, but that's kind of a bland joke.

Hahahaha. Living on the edge right there.

Sick joke though.

Doh.

Our starter activity in English was to poke your tongue out as far as you can, look up, draw a figure of 8 and something magical would happen. Instead, there was a class looking rather imbecilic.

The same teacher was also telling us how she sent one of her students from another class to go and get a left hand ruler. She did: twice.

[[TC]►Leon◄]

This better not be april fools!

Autoawesome!

[SLiiDE]

Guild Wars 2 Bobble heads for the day:


Arma 3 Kart "Premium DLC"
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[[TC] Howlin]

Live For Speed - VWS

Oh wait... We have used that one before

[Jimmy]

I did put in a horn to a friends rear lights brake pedal when he was going away and pushed on brakes horn goes off haha pretty fun to do that sometimes

[[TC] Stephen]

Yesterday was April fools.