Burglar/Jesus Joke

[Josh]

A burglar has just broken into a house. He shines his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark says, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumps out of his skin, clicks his flashlight off, and freezes. When he hears nothing more, he shakes his head and continues.

Just as he pulls the stereo out so he can disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he hears 'Jesus is watching you.'

Startled, he shines his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam comes to a rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hisses at the parrot.

'Yes', the parrot confesses, then squawks, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

The burglar relaxes. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replies the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughs. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

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[ChrisM]

me likes

[Vincent]

Hahaha genius xD

[Kyllone]

Hahaha

[Paul]

saw it on your facebook this morning, funny one !