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[Mongoose]

While my cars having its remap session ive got a sloda Fabia from 2001 with 138k miles on the clock. Its a 1.9 diesel NON-Turbo producing (or at least when it rolled of the factory 10 years ago) 64 rampaging stallions... In 2001 it would have done 0-60 in 20seconds. 20!. It is both the slowest and most dangerous car ive ever driven. It has steering that feels like its connect to the wheels with a big elastic band, it "springs" back if you let go. The suspension is a complete and utter joke, ive ridden sled's down concrete stairs that are more comfortble. Yet amazingly it is so bouncy round corners even at a reasonable speed! In this wind its downright scary on the motorway, it doesnt like 50mph, or 70mph because the aftermarket (sh1tty) stero in its aftermarket(sh1tty) surround vibrates like a rampant rabbit on full scream-o-orgasm mode. And I almost got killed by a truck comming back on the motorway from the services because the dam thing could get up to speed of the truck- the truck had to change lanes and go past me(meanwhile im still flooring this thiing) because it awas so slow getting on the motroway. Oh and it is the epitamy(sp?) of a diesel sounding car. Just louder. Much louder.

Can.Not.Wait. To get charlie* back with 210+ bhp








*Charlie, as in, Sheen, because this car is mental!