Who is Right-Who is Wrong

[Turkey]

Of course you were in the right, Saffy. But I'm afraid trying to reason with people like that is like trying to put an angry elephant in it's place by throwing cheese at it. Perhaps the only solution is to kill her..

Once a neighbor knocked on my door and told me I was blocking his car. I could swear I hadn't blocked it, but went out to look in case I'd made a mistake and hadn't realized. It turned out I hadn't blocked any car in any way at all and anyone with at least 1 arm and 1 leg could probably have driven it out the gap. I said "I think you can get out..". He said "move your car or I will". I found this very rude so I got in my car and ran him over. Job done.

Okay, so I didn't run him over, but I did drive pretty recklessly past him and then next day I parked in what he thought was "his" car parking space. As a result he tried to block me in the space, which completely failed, and as a result he was a much quieter and shy person next time I saw him.