Those damn telemarketers!

[Owl]

I usually get one once every 6 months. Here's how it goes.

Me: *picks up phone* Hello
Scammer: Hello, is this [ME] speaking?
Me: Err yes, may I ask who are you?
Scammer: I am isreem from the British Crash and Investigation survey, also known as the BCIS. We have found out that you have been involved in a crash last week, we would like your direct debit details to give you compensation.
Me: That's funny because I don't drive (that's a lie), and I don't have a bank account. (Also a lie)
Scammer: (i can hear voices in the background, mostly saying, oh crap/shit/no he knows we are trying to scam him) OK then sir, thanks for your time. *Hangs up*

Scammers and telemarketers are always trying to get your sensitive details and sell them on. It really pisses me off.